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San Francisco Smorgasbord 

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.
I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?
San Francisco Smorgasbord by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

San Francisco Hike 

The sexual act of sticking freshly wiped, fecal covered toilet paper to another parties chest.
I'd love to take you on a San Francisco Hike if your into that sort of thing.
San Francisco Hike by Spacedawwwg August 22, 2016

san francisco sleeping bag 

Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.

San Francisco Business Card 

What's left behind when someone defecates in a hard-to-reach public space without cleaning it up.
Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.

Hunter Francis 

Closely related to Shrek, warrior in the battles of Shrektasia. Fought for the ogre race to free them from the shackles of today society. Has beg weenier. enjoys using earwax to craft household crafts and sexual pleasure devices. He likes slugs very very much, Fiona's big butt, and onions with layers. has a sexual affair with donkey.
I feel like Hunter Francis today
Hunter Francis by Gerdelo November 6, 2019

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock) 

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?