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bread collecting 

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.
Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!
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collectibles 

A horrible waste of money, better spent on buying a house, car, or investing.
Even though, the poor soul lived in a crappy-assed area, he continued to buy collectibles instead of considering his future.
collectibles by Betty December 13, 2002

The Henry Stickmin Collection 

Overrated game of 2020 with unfunny memes, a character that everyone loves except real men (charles) and a dumb community that think that Valiant Hero is the saddest ending when legit in revenged the main protagonist dies, jokes aside, is a game of some "stickmin" called Henry, tried to rob a bank but then went to prison but escaped robbed a diamond from a museum, the goverment captures him to capture tophat clan thingy, and then captured by trump's wall but escaped, the last game is based on what you did in ItA and FtC and boom there's your game with lots of references and whatever I said in the beginning
The Henry Stickmin Collection distract dance hahahahahahaha funny valiant hero sad

collectivism and universalism 

two of the absolute worst things in life
collectivism and universalism are two of the absolute worst things in life
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and you can also take 'togetherness' 'tolerance' and 'sense of community' and shove it up your commie ass!
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civic minded people are sick minded people...

collectified 

he collectified vibrators
collectified by Clare's friend August 8, 2009

Pantie Collection 

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.
I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.

Revenue collection officer 

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.
Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.