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Bowled Down 

The act of nocking someone to the ground. Preferably with no shoulder or tackling involved, rather running straight into the person or object at full speed.
Arod: Did you hear about when keegan bowled down dilman at the soccer windup?
Dilman: You are a liar and a FOOL, arod!
Bowled Down by Dilman-7 April 26, 2006

Bowlingballing 

When the middle finger and/or other fingers are inserted into the vagina and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris. Requires impressive dexterity, and if mastered leaves the other arm free to stimulate other body areas.
"I finally figured out how to bowlingball, so now I can finger a chick, and rub her tits!"

"Dude, my fingers are locking up from bowlingballing for so long!"

"Mike, you can't move your thumb fast enough to bowlingball me, just use your other hand."
Bowlingballing by Pirate JJ March 30, 2009

Skype Bowling 

When a Man and Woman are both on Skype and the woman puts her arm behind her ass, place her thumb in her anus and her middle and ring finger into her vagina (aka "bowling ball grip") and pleasure herself. Meanwhile, the man, on the other end of video must masturbate successfully 10 times to get a strike. Should the man fail to do so, it is up to the woman to decide what to title the final count. Some terms for scoring are:

Strike: a perfect 10 (often achieved just before passing out from dehydration)

Spare: takes two skype sessions to count ten successful orgasms.

Gutterball: should he fail even once to climax.

Split: he and "a friend" both don't finish.

Turkey: The woman climaxes more then the man.

Skype bowling is capable of growing in both terminology and game types depending on how often the couple play. Some benefits of Skype Bowling may include more "regular" bowling nights to learn new terms, the woman becoming aroused at the thought of "bowling", giving her the feeling of intimacy via secret codeword/reference.
1. "Suzie gave me a Strike on Skype Bowling last night."

2. "I was trying to Skype Bowl last night with my girl but she got bored and ended up giving me a Gutterball."

3. "After our game of Skype Bowling, my girlfriend decided Mike and I scored a Split."

4. "Marcella and I used to Skype Bowl but after scoring three turkeys in two games, she said she didn't need me anymore..."

5. "Everyone wins in Skype Bowling." :)

Two bowler 

When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.
After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.
Two bowler by blutarsky November 6, 2008

cereal bowls 

Marijuana smoked during morning hours, commonly done immediately after waking up.
Those cereal bowls completely killed my hangover dude.
Marc wake up, I wanna smoke some cereal bowls before class.
cereal bowls by aboutsmokey November 14, 2011
Half bat, half owl. A toy made by Cinco, it's for boys and girls, among a host of others its also suitable for. First seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
B'owl is perfect for pep-pep and nana!
b'owl by Thadius Feffenbouther December 29, 2008