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The best person ever 

Oomf 😎
The best person ever by Luka/Tatum September 22, 2020

Going to Best Buy 

Embarking to recieve a blow-job, oral sex, dome, fellatio, head, or as others would say, worship at the altar.
Best accompanied by a hand gesture near the mouth.
Raphael: You going to Best Buy with her?
Nelson: Yeah, you know, a bit of the old singing today.
Going to Best Buy by R-Hellaz July 10, 2010

Fuck your best friend day 

This is the day where you and your best friend fuck

April 23
Hey have you heard it’s international fuck your best friend day

The very best 

I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST

every girl's best friend 

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one
Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting 

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool