J Veggie 

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

J Veggie by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

Zesty veggie straws

When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor

Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty

Zesty veggie straws by Sensible Portions June 2, 2023

bing a veggie 

vile yoof slang for heating one's greens in a microwave

Mam, bing a veggie for us tea

bing a veggie by phreaxboy February 13, 2010

Weak Old Veggie Burgers 

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

Weak Old Veggie Burgers by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

peener and veggies 

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

peener and veggies by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Hidden Vaggie Ranch 

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.

Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?

Hidden Vaggie Ranch by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Vedgie 

A wedgie in the vaginal area.

Hold on Becky, I need to pull out this vedgie, its hurting my punani.

Vedgie by P-Scrilla August 9, 2016