A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.

Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!

backer classic by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015

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Night Classes

The terminology used when a cheating significant other tries to explain why he/she is going out tonight.

Bill: "Honey, why are you leaving so soon? I thought we were going to cuddle together!"
Eric: "Um... night classes..."
Bill: "You skank I KNOW where you're going you thot don't walk away from me!"

Night Classes by agletman2 August 13, 2015

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Bryan classic

When you are destroying the other team with a 10 point lead but they comeback and win the game

Person 1: Omg a 10 point lead
10 minutes later
Person 1: Omg we are pulling a Bryan classic

Bryan classic by Cookie jar 41 October 4, 2021

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Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.

Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!

Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound by Capital One January 7, 2022

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