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Celebrity Bucket Kickers 

A fictional game/reality show created by a certain troll in the online game show community. It's a stupid concept where the troll announces a celebrity had passed away by stating that said celebrity was a contestant on that day's episode of Celebrity Bucket Kickers.
All posts that announce that a deceased celebrity was on Celebrity Bucket Kickers should get the poster who posted it automatically banned!
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It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.
Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.
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Kicking Frogs 

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.
Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.
Kicking Frogs by The McCool March 26, 2009

shit kicking

Put on your boots and cowboy hat, we're going shit kicking tonight.
shit kicking by LRReal April 5, 2012

FRESH KICKS

NEW AND WHITE B-BALL SHOES THAT JUST PIMPIN
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ,THOSE ARE SOME FRESH KICKS YOU GOT
The USA Olympic basketball team is kickass!
kickass by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Keg Kickball 

A game that is very similar to regular kickball, except for home plate is replaced with a keg.

Rules are as follows:

1. A player must have a beer in his or her hand at all times, even in the field. Under no circumstances may a player set down his beer.

2. When coming up to kick, a player must fill his or her beer, and the beer must be finished immediately after making an out. If the player gets on base, he or she must completely finish the beer before crossing home plate. If the beer cannot be finished, the player is allowed to throw the beer in his face while going from third base to home.

3. All disputes are settled by jousting, which involves two players filling their cups and standing directly across from each other. The players then charge each other, beers held outward, and slam the other player in the chest with the cups. The player with the most beer left in his cup wins the dispute.

Other than the above changes, regular kickball rules apply.
Jimmy left the playing field, covered in beer, sweat, vomit, and mud. Many found this to be a peculiar mix, but Jimmy explained it's part of the territory for any dedicated keg kickball player.
Keg Kickball by Matt Adams May 17, 2007