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alabama shakedown 

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.
Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!
alabama shakedown by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

oklahoma soaker 

When you’re working on an oil rig and you accidentally, or on purpose, pee on your fellow rig hands.
“I was peeing over the edge of the rig and I gave Phillip an Oklahoma Soaker. Bounced right off his hard hat!”
oklahoma soaker by ClaretyS April 28, 2021

Tube Socked 

Verb..the uncontrollable desire to roll up ones sock and jam it in a cunT’s mouth after listening to her incessantly flapping her lips just to hear herself talk all the whole never arriving at a relevant point.
After 15 min of listening to Anne...
Bill via text to Mario “this cunT won’t STFU”

Mario via text to Bill “she needs tube socked, fuckin cunT”
Tube Socked by Bigloads4U2 May 27, 2021

Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.
After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.

mr. shakedown 

some big ass dudes roaming the streets of kamurocho and sotenbori who shakedown people for money (or be the ones getting shaken down by a man in a white pinstripe suit or a man wearing an eyepatch)
this mf mr. shakedown took all my fuckin money
mr. shakedown by MemeLord4063 February 8, 2023
used in any situation to describe a series of events upon which you achieve greatness or suffer loss.
"dude, I totally just snaked that last chip."
"You got a 97% on your exam?? Wow, you sure snaked that one!"
"He said he loved me...but he just wanted to snake my virginity."
"I knew she was easy, so I snaked her."
snaked by Jimmy Stratta November 23, 2003