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Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.
Human 1: Dude I need to go knock on that door
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
Oli G by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025
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Oli G definition: Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.

Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horrendous death.
Person 1: Dude, I need to go knock on that door
Person 2: Remember to ask Oli G
Person 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
Oli G by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025
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Oli's Carpet

A post nuclear site usually used to refer to somthing destroyed or ruined, or used to refer to somthing disgusting.
That looks like oli's Carpet
This tastes like oli's Carpet
Oli's Carpet by Fusion248 December 7, 2025

Olivia (Oli) FEMALE 

An Oli is a stunning being, who looks good in literally EVERYTHING. BUT don't tell her that. She'll never believe it. She will protect herself, she can defend herself and others. If you have been treated badly, or bullied, Oli will make the offenders call their Mothers. An Oli is a defensive friend. (Who often acts like a mother bear to those she loves) She's not afraid to argue with her family. She believes in her opinion, but she is open to new ideas. An Oli knows how to handle her feelings, and help others with their feelings. A female Oli is also very rare. If you are (or know) a female Oli consider yourself one of the luckiest people on earth. An Oli is extremely hard to come by, and precious, if you know one... you must treat her right. An Oli is known to be sensitive, don't treat her as such... she won't like that... but know you must respect her. AND: that you are unbelievably lucky to know her. Treasure her. You will NEVER find anyone else like her. If you love an Oli tell her. If she doesn't like you, she will let you down with ease, she will still care about you. She values ALL life (and individuals) She knows the importance of a living being. (AND would NEVER meddle with that) If you love an Oli, the chance is she might like you back! Of course she won't admit that, unless you do first... she is modest about her feelings and is easily embarrassed.
Olivia (Oli) FEMALE:

Person: "I don't know what to do... my parents won't listen to me... I just wan't someone to understand me.."

"Hey you should ask that lovely Oli girl, I heard she likes listening and helping people with their feelings.."

"You're right. I'll call her."

NOW, WHAT ARE TOU WAITING FOR?!?! GO TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU CARE, APPRECIATE, AND LOVE HER!!!

Also: if your a friend she will guide you in your decisions, as well as supporting you. She doesn't always feel loved-- so if you let her know your feelings--it'll make her feel better about herself!! If you really love an Oli you will be happy to do this. :)

sexy Oli 

the type of dude every gurl wants but cant have because he is only in love with himself.
he uses a macho ego to cover up his insecurities which are easily seen by those closest to him.
he has a witty personality that can be used as a weapon when used against you.
anyone with the name oli must avoid any afro-like hair styles.
girl1: oh look thers sexy oli
girl2: es so sexy
girl1: don go der e only loves himself you'll get your heart broken
girl2: yeh e looks so much beta without the afro though
sexy Oli by celtic-beauty May 1, 2010

Dobi Oli Free 

A Person that has a mental disability (usually autistic) , that also believes he/she is a demon . They can usually guess the day of any date , and can also evolve in the art of parkour , usually developing unconventional skills
Person 1: Someone help me , a school shooter has entered the classroom !

Person 2: Do you see that autistic kid running around in flames ?

Person 3: What a demon , I heard his name is Dobi Oli Free , I think he can save us

*Dobi Oli free grabs a table , and hits the shooter

*The shooter drops on the floor unconscious

Person 4:Dobi Oli Free , saved us !