Chuffling 

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

Chuffling by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

checking e-mail by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

checking stats 

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

checking stats by whhpssh October 24, 2014

Crowd Checking 

When someone intentionally hits or checks the crowd at a show. Can be used to rile up a crowd or can be used to intentionally hit a certain person you don't like and is often used to provoke fights.

If you don't like someone at a show, intentionally start crowd checking them and everyone around them. if they hit you back you have a reason to beat the fuck out of them.

Crowd Checking by Nignogg123 April 7, 2011

CHOCKING

To CHOCK with laughter. Not to be confused with CHOKING.

Young Boy on MSN - "I fell down today and cut my knee on a small particle of glass"


Friend - "CHOCKING!"

CHOCKING by MaxCarsLad January 31, 2005

Checking your own oil 

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

Checking your own oil by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

Chicklings 

That line of 3 or more girls you see at a party who are following each other through the party. Much like ducklings to a mother duck.

You typically see chicklings at parties or even clubs when the chicks in the following role are automatically "led" by the lead chick - they don't know where they are going - the chick in front of them is moving so they automatically follow and that is their security blanket.

Chicklings by JamesWeyand April 22, 2009