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Christian Mingle

A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.
Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!
Christian Mingle by PooBurr December 27, 2011

Christian porn 

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.
I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.
Christian porn by pandeism October 1, 2010

Christiane 

A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.
Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.
Christiane by smartie333 December 20, 2014

Christian booty call 

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.
"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."

christian cage 

Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret
guy: hey, is that Christian im looking at on TNA?
girl: yeah, but now hes called Christian Cage
christian cage by T-Rev in the house November 18, 2005

Christian Siriano 

The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.

FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.

:)

'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'
that Christian Siriano...one hot feirce bitch.
Christian Siriano by mclaura March 11, 2008