Lightweight baby! 

Its meant as motivating yourself to lift heavy and to create a whole lot of Hoo-Haa in the gym, definitely something Ronnie Coleman would say during workouts!

"Yeah buddddyyyyyy, thats peanut weights! LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!"

Lightweight baby! by vOnElith July 22, 2009

Lightskin activity 

Lightskin activity usually refers to actions that enforce stereotypes about African American men with light skin. This includes constantly proving to the world that you're pretty, homewrecking, and being an overall menace to society.

"That man has been giving nothing but lightskin activity."

Lightskin activity by NotALightSkin June 27, 2021

Chinese Lighthouse 

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

Chinese Lighthouse by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

Alec Lightwood 

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.

PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

Alec Lightwood by Sexy_Mother_Fucker July 18, 2018

purple lightsaber 

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

purple lightsaber by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

Diarrhea Christmas Lights by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult

V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021