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Toledo Mosquito 

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
Toledo Mosquito by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

hairy mosquito eyes 

When a man does the "mangina" and gives the company he is in the reverse view. Hence his balls and penis tucked firmly in between his legs balls resembling the eyes and penis resembling the mosquito thing.
That mangina was funny as hell but then the fukker gave us the hairy mosquito eyes.

Drama Mosquito 

Somebody who sucks the life out of you by complaining.
Quick, everyone act like you are busy, it's that guy again! If it's not one thing, it's another. He is such a drama mosquito.
Drama Mosquito by Eolara May 24, 2010

wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw
wet mosquito by The best man121211 December 10, 2016

dirty mosquito 

It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.
"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."
dirty mosquito by Theoddoneout_T February 15, 2017

Exotic Mosquito 

When someone's nose is so fucking long and sharp lookin, it looks like they about to suck all jizz outta your nut sack
"Damn homie, your nose is so long, lookin like a skinny penis attached to your face. Exotic Mosquito lookin ass"