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Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.
Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”
Jerkoff McGee by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022
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Jerkofftivity 

Level of jerkoffness
Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.
Jerkofftivity by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009

jerkoffitis 

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill
I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

Jerkoffull 

1.A place full of jerk-offs, idiots, doucebags; 2. An inability to masturbate any further
This bar is Jerkoffull, let's get out of here.

I have been cuffing the duke all day, I am Jerkoffull, there is no way I'm getting off again.

Jerkoffull 

Boy that Gunt show was Jerkoffull

Jersey Jerkoff 

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system
Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!
Jersey Jerkoff by Oikose November 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff 

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"