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Seven Month Slump 

The seven month slump is a period in a relationship when a couple has been dating for seven months, the couple seem to be more on edge and uncomfortable with each other during this month. Usually causing fights, conflict and creating problems that simply aren't there. If a couple is able to make it through the seven month slump then they usually show great potential.
During the Seven Month Slump you may feel, disloyalty, distrust, poor judgement and such.
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(noun) - a period of time (usu. months) you have gone (unwillfully) without sex
i'm in such a slump, i haven't gotten any in like 4 months :(
slump by shader March 10, 2003
a beat that slaps hella hard, a dope ass song u can gig to.
ey knock a slumper so we can get to giggin yadidimean?!?!
slumper by bigpermz July 3, 2005

slump cheek 

To have sex; when you fuck a bitch well and her ass cheeks slump on your lap making the clapping sound.
Damn joe. You see da ass on that bitch? Yeah i'd slump cheek.
slump cheek by dc mackin November 1, 2009

slumpbuster 

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.
slumpbuster by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Slumpkin 

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.
Alex- Last night I was with Elizabeth, and I had to take a shit.
Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!
Slumpkin by D.S.C. May 11, 2010

seventh page slump 

A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.
Everything was going fine on that 10 pager I had due today. Then I hit the seventh page slump.