scrolls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

scrolls by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

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Elder Scrolls Online

A letdown. Is there anything else to say. Honestly it was sad everyone thought it was skyrim online but Todd Howard was probably high. Really disappointing. I hope Morrowind Online redeems Bethesda Studios

Dylan:The Elder Scrolls Online let me down
Ryan ( with 2 n's): yeah morrowind better be good or I'll drink nail polish remover

Elder Scrolls Online by Dylaniscrippled November 15, 2017

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Getting couple scrolls in

Phrase used to describe the act of picking up a mobile phone, opening a social media app, and casually scrolling through the feed a few times. Often implies a brief, habitual check-in on social media content.

Every time I hand my friend my phone to show a funny TikTok video, he ends up getting couple scrolls in before actually watching it.

Getting couple scrolls in by moneytea August 16, 2025

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Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

Scrollsmash by Treebonics June 30, 2018