Santa

The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.

"hey santa! Why did you yell at my sister for not sitting on your lap?!"
(True story)

Santa by Susanea September 2, 2020

Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal

Santa is not St.Nicholas you stupid little shit.

Santa by manwomen September 10, 2020

santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.

oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA

santa by king._.george October 14, 2020

Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole

Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.

Santa by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020

Santa

someone who without permission breaks into houses in the middle of the night and people pay him cookies

santa is cruel

Santa by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 22, 2020

santa

nonexistent

santa is not real

santa by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

Santa by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020