eating pussy 

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

eating pussy by Robert E. Porter January 13, 2006

Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.

"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."

Eating Box by boxeater14 January 2, 2012

cum eating 

They act of swallowing a squiggly white liquid

That slut is a professional when it come to cum eating

cum eating by MikMik da dick March 18, 2016

Like a bulldog eating custard

A phrase used to describe the appearance of female genitalia after unprotected sexual intercourse.

Fred: She wanted me to go down on her afterwards.
Jeff: Did you?
Fred: Hell no! It looked like a bulldog eating custard!

Like a bulldog eating custard by Felgy March 9, 2008

Patrick Ewing

n. The act of one's penis "accidentaly" falling out of one's pants in a humorous but mature manner.

"DUDE! Did you just see that bro's cock?! He totally just went patrick ewing on our ass! Sweet!

Patrick Ewing by Bill Hawthorn August 4, 2007

J.R. Ewing 

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

J.R. Ewing by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

eating her out 

eating a womans pussy..... plain and simple

see crunchamunch

as I started eating her out, she started to moan.

eating her out by i-dont-know March 26, 2007