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Brandens penis 

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
Brandens penis by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018
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Of Amazonian descent. Typically blonde in hair and along with being a fierce warrior has a gentle heart. Although her beauty can easily be seen from a distance her true beauty lies deeper in her mesmerizing green eyes. She’ll unlock every door to your heart and make herself at home with her thoughtfulness and kindness. Vanilla scented and a body rivaled only by a goddess making men weak with a single glance and a strut. More commonly known as the real life Fifth Element, Supreme Being and has lips that will keep you dazed at the very thought of them.
Guy 1: “I met a Brande once, she stalked us after our first date.”

Guy 2:”I know, she tends to do that, she just likes people watching and she was annoyed that a Space Blob ate all the Guinness Cheese so she was looking to boost her spirits.”
Brande by GingerSpaceBlob March 10, 2019
She’s is the coolest and lamest person at the same time she’s really beautiful she’s smart and talented she knows how to paint she knows what to do if your upset she’s loyal and also a person to depend on she’s a independent woman and I just love her so much - rc
Brandi is cool
Brandi by Why not do this April 19, 2019
Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
Branden by Gughuy July 9, 2019

Brandice 

The most outgoing and carring person in the world but barely talks. Has a friend that she is that she doesn't know if they're really friends. She thinks nobody likes her but, half of everyone she knows does. She is super creative and loves spending time with people even the ones she doesn't like. She treats nice guys like a king and is super crazy about average to hot guys even if they're mean to her.
Brandice is a person's name
Brandice by Yidiotest September 23, 2019