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paint the toilet 

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when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.
paint the toilet by toiletpainter October 1, 2010
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Paint the wall

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verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
Paint the wall by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009

paint the pipe 

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masturbation
Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
paint the pipe by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
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Painting the Speedbump 

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During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
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paint the lily

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To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.
My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
paint the lily by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013
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bleach-paint the ghetto project 

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To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.
Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.
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