Narcissist
John decided to submit his own name to urban dictionary, then proceeded to touch himself inappropriately. What a narcissist!
Narcissist by Dr_dude June 4, 2020
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co-narcissist
A friend or collaborator which one retains solely for the purpose of wasting huge amounts of time producing really shitty art in vain pursuit of personal fame and rightfully unsolicited self-expression
"A few years ago, Jeremy tried to put together an album with three of his co-narcissists from the church band, but it didn't go anywhere, thank God."
co-narcissist by Irritable Bowel June 22, 2012
narcissist
Taken from the ancient Greek character who fell in love with his own reflection.
Somebody who is completely in love with himself/herself and most likely is intensely turned on by their relection. Somebody who is too vain and self-absorbed to notice other people.
Somebody who is completely in love with himself/herself and most likely is intensely turned on by their relection. Somebody who is too vain and self-absorbed to notice other people.
I would not be the least bit surprised if Narcissus were from the United States; self-aborbed, self-important, jingoistic, bewildered at the thought that there are others in the world besides us... the U.S. seems to be the perfect breeding ground for narcissists.
Ann Coulter (to the mirror): Hello, beautiful. I'm so lucky to have you-! (kisses herself)
Bill O'Reilly (as he beats off at his reflection): God-! Gotta-have-that-!
Ann Coulter (to the mirror): Hello, beautiful. I'm so lucky to have you-! (kisses herself)
Bill O'Reilly (as he beats off at his reflection): God-! Gotta-have-that-!
narcissist by Lorelili February 16, 2009
facebook narcissist
Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
facebook narcissist by DeterTX June 15, 2011
techno-narcissist
One who obsessively tweets, FB updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)
Mark can't stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on Youtube doing nothing.
"Mark had pizza for lunch today."
"Mark is on an escalator".
"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.
"Mark had pizza for lunch today."
"Mark is on an escalator".
"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.
techno-narcissist by Andri819 November 5, 2009
Narcissist
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