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US CONSTITUTION 

The defining document of American Democracy. Writen and signed September of 1787 it influenced American power and it's way of life. Created to replace the Articles of Confederation which were weak and didnt have any real power, it gave the federal and states equal powers as to help balance the sharing of power. The US Constitution seperated the government into 3 branches.
Judical
Legislative
Executive
As to give equal power or a system of "Checks and Balances" so no 1 branch would become more powerful than the other. It has become a symbol of American democrazy and power and has even influenced other countries constitutions for more than 200 years.
Preamble of The US Constitution,
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
US CONSTITUTION by Jimi Fox April 9, 2006
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Constitution 

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.
"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me
Constitution by Dave April 16, 2004

Constitutional Cherry Picker 

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

constitution 

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
constitution by suckage July 29, 2005

Cumstipation 

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"
Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008

Carstipation

It is a specific type of constipation, caused by devouring to many hotwheels. It is mostly found in toddlers or perverted teenagers.
I heard that you suffered from carstipation when you were little, that's really retarded.

Cockstipation 

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"