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Santa
A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.
Santa is a human too!
Santa by Marshmallow gal January 3, 2020
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Santa by Thick bish January 15, 2020
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The man born of a satanic ritual to haunt adults and please children. First off to start the madness of this "creature", he is insanely fat and doesn't have diabetes. Second, he gets stuck in chimney's bigger than him. Last, he sneaks into your house, knows when you sleeping and awake, so he basically knows everything about every human in the history of the world.
Santa: *gets summoned out of pentagram* time to "investigate the humans
Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL
Parents: he wishes Santa was real.
Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*
Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*
Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!
Little child: I PROMISE TO BE GOOD THIS YEAR SO I CAN GET A SINGULAR HOTWEEL
Parents: he wishes Santa was real.
Santa: *breaks window and lands on floor*
Obnoxiously Loud Child: YOUR REAL???? GIVE ME EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST, NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: I am going home now. *gives child a string and some shotgun shells*
Child: BEST. GIFT. EVER!!!
Santa by Sir.Person July 18, 2020
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Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
Santa by jesuis christ August 6, 2020
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The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Santa by Sir.Person August 31, 2020