Puerto Rico 

an island just next to Dominican Republic which is where the party is at. People who know how to dance, sing and use those wide hips they are born with. Luckily these people roam the whole world, wherever you go if you shout a bad word in Spanish loud enough someone will scream back and I can assure you said person will be a puertorrican. They will be loud and they will be bossy but hey they learned from the best (the americans themselves). If you ever visit their island make sure that you don't offend anyone because no matter how week they look they are stronger than you and they will have their families with them. I get why people insult the lovely loud speaking Puertorrican critters but at heart they are the nicest most trust worthy people you will ever meet.

person 1: Hey, Hey PUTA! (slut)

Puerto Rican fellow from a near by tree: AYEEEEEEe YOu from my island Puerto Rico?!

Puerto Rico by BlaireBrink February 10, 2014

Ron Rico 

The cheapest, nastiest form of Rum one can consume. At a little under 11$ a handle, Ron Rico is guaranteed to make you forget everything about last night. Most of the entries from "Texts from last night" began with Uncle Ron Rico.

We got hit by a train last night
yeah... driven by my nigga Ron Rico

Ron Rico by Fenwickkkk February 22, 2011

cornelious rico's red eyed rascals 

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".

1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.

cornelious rico's red eyed rascals by The G0dfather November 6, 2007

don rico

Don Rico....a true genius at heart. Derived from the Spanish name "Don Ricardo" while the meaning is mostly associated with hardheadedness. You are strong in material matters, determined and stubborn. You have good business ability. You are a good worker, steady and practical, a builder who takes responsibility well. These qualities may bring you a position of authority and power. You are a doer, down-to-earth, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined; have good power of concentration.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order. Your a great person who makes only the best friends who are dear to you. You admire loyalty and issue praise when earned. Your competitive and that's what people like about you.

Omg!! Don Rico actually did it, I can't believe it!

don rico by WhelloBoss47 August 15, 2017

lil rico

attractive male with a 10 inch dick

“the man by the title of lil rico has the possession of the popular food dressing which is not specified and used in the group term “sauce”

lil rico by divnnne July 31, 2021

Puerto Rico 

An island that is part of the united states. They are for the most part, self governing. They collect welfare, pay taxes, and vote all for the us government.

Another example of diversity in the united states.

Puerto Rico by yankee February 9, 2007

She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me 

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021