anus icicles

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.

Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.

anus icicles by josh reauz April 24, 2014

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Indianapolis Icicle

When a woman defecates, freezes the excretion, and proceeds to insert it anally into their partner while simultaneously also inserting it into their rectum. This double-ended-dildo like item is used until completely thawed, to the point where both partners have excretion smeared all over their backside. Continuing, each partner licks the excretion off until their partner's backside is clean.

Marco: Bro last night was crazy! I had my first Indianapolis Icicle!

John: You lucky fuck! I've always wanted one! When I asked my ex-wife for one, she... well, she is my ex-wife.

Indianapolis Icicle by GlockGlockDropTop March 8, 2023