Jerry the Granola Berry King 

A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.

Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.

Jerry the Granola Berry King by gloglishmish March 9, 2021

chicken and Granola Bars 

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.

My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!

chicken and Granola Bars by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004

The Granola Belt 

An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.

" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"

The Granola Belt by Marley Boy...4/20 February 25, 2008

Ten Granola Bar Day 

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

Ten Granola Bar Day by Roommate 3 April 15, 2008

Crunchy fruit granola 

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches

Crunchy fruit granola by Post_bologna September 14, 2019

white granola

Preppy bitches

Those girls and there Starbucks are white granola.

white granola by Sienarv December 18, 2015

human granola 

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

human granola by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017