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clitoris 

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
clitoris by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

Candis-clitrous 

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose
she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations
Candis-clitrous by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003

clitoris 

So lets say Bin Laden comes in and cuts off her clitoris...
clitoris by solifitop September 26, 2007

clitoris 

the clitoris...were to start...well its the best place for the girl
when you finger or fuck,its suppose 2 make a girl have a orgasm...which is cool but regaurdless of her pussy smelling like peaches or fish..tht water stuff stinks...but yea when you touch it while fingering...the girl gets very "happy" and starts grabbing your hand very hard and moaning...good stuff...lmao mr.lutz
mr.lutz-class smell my finger
tyler-...ewwww dude wtf were u doing with ur girl in the movies
mr.lutz-..CALM DOWN its not fictional...i touched the clitoris...
tyler-sweet can i touch it
clitoris by that1guyis May 3, 2008

clitoris 

1. A highly mobile, dot-shaped nub deviously located in the vulva and designed by nature to turn what is otherwise a pleasurable male sexual experience into an imposition.

2. Something that highly successful people often find in others.
1. Her clitoris kept on dodging my index finger until I got writer's cramp and threw in the towel.

2. Helmut Kohl found the clitoris of the German people.
Margaret Thatcher found the clitoris of the English people. Her boss found the clitoris of the company's management board. Pete, could you please try to find the clitoris of the sales department?
clitoris by Carolus Galviensis August 29, 2007

clitoris 

MAN IN THE BOAT
her clitoris its like a swollen speed bag
clitoris by drillit73 June 8, 2009