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Broncotwerk 

The act of overstating one's football team's value on social media, when in reality, marginal outputs in production attempt to overshadow those times when said football team mentally lapsed in big moments.
After week one of the NFL 2013 season, many donkey fans could be seen Broncotwerking on Facebook. Sadly, they forgot that they gave up the big play in last years NFL playoffs.
Broncotwerk by Notabroncotwerker September 8, 2013
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cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis
Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

Chicken rice & broccoli 

Steroids. Whenever insert Hollywood celebrity here is asked how he managed to gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 months, he'll always say that it was a lot of "Chicken rice & broccoli."

See also: dat dere celltech
"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."

broccoli rob 

In computer science, a development manager, who tends to step on computer cables. However, he can also deliver in a tizzy.
The website is down, help us, help us, broccoli rob!
broccoli rob by flareplf May 5, 2016

teenage broncin' buck

A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck

Bronc-Anus 

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out
CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...
Bronc-Anus by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

Broccoli test 

The broccoli test is a test of whether your significant other is in tune with you. If you and your SO are at opposite ends of the produce department at a grocery store, and you decide that you want broccoli, you should be able to communicate that to your SO without yelling across the store.
Henry and Loretta would pass the broccoli test easily: they always know what the other is thinking.
Broccoli test by Henry Z. January 3, 2009