Blood Fart 

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.

"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."

Blood Fart by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick 

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

Blood rush 

When u suddenly get a boner

Oh dude, you see that girl over there? She's givin me a blood rush!

Blood rush by Trollforthebant324 May 9, 2017

blood lasagna

When u put period blood in lasanga to attract ur lover.

Girl just make him a blood lasagna's to keep him coming back

blood lasagna by StarZ420 May 25, 2017

Blood Diamond 

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean

I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas

Blood Diamond by ahouston October 24, 2017

Blood Cookie 

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

Blood Cookie by John Furydamn September 26, 2018

Bloodfart 

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.

The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.

Bloodfart by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019