blood 

Born
Loser
Or
Ordinary
Dumd

hey crip wat up
man i just busted a blood

blood by whitedude911 May 20, 2008

blood crystals 

When a girl has her period, she takes her panties off, then her tampon...what's left are blood crystals surrounding the muffal area, if you will. Dried up crystals of blood usually towards the ending of the "period"

I went to go finger my girlfriend, and when I pulled out, I had a hand full of blood crystals. Guess she was on the rag. Ew

blood crystals by Lil Triece July 1, 2008

Bloodfart 

A fart that is so rank it makes your ass bleed.

John: "oh God! That stinks like sewage and dead whales!"

Jack: "Shit, my ass is bleeding, MY ASS is bleeding!"

Paul: "Fuck me, that's the first bloodfart I've ever seen."

Bloodfart by Stale Ale May 20, 2010

whus up blood 

Salutations of affection usually used to a close member of family.

whus up blood
nothing much cousin

whus up blood by samm g. g. December 22, 2008

Red Blooded Lesbian 

A type of lesbian, that conforms with the scientific research that people are born gay. These women always have a ring finger that is longer than their index finger, larger, slightly masculine hands, the whurl of hair on the back of their heads naturally turns anti clockwise.

These are traits formed because of a higher level of testosterones in the womb during birth. Having these traits does not mean someone is a lesbian, she must also be attracted to women. This is just a very common type of lesbian. Equally, not having these traits does not mean you are not gay.

Friend - "Woah your hands are huge"
Red blooded Lesbian - "You should see my penis"

Friend - "Woah your hands are tiny!"
Lesbian - "So are yours"
Friend - "Ya, but your a Dyke"
Lesbian - "But Im not a red blooded dyke, duh!"

Red Blooded Lesbian by louloumc89 October 18, 2008

bloodbrother

nadefucker

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy nadefucker

bloodbrother by me October 14, 2003

bloodhound gang 

The bloodhound gang is a mediocre (at best) band. Known for their extensive use of boring gimmicks.

Once the shock of those gimmicks wears off, however, you find an incredibly boring and moderately talented group.

Fan: did you hear the new bloodhound gang song?
Non-fan: No.
Fan: It has an incredibly funny and "shocking" gimmick in it!
Non-fan: and?
Fan: blank stare.

bloodhound gang by Martin Gore October 4, 2005