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AFL Spiritual Leader 

An Aussie Rules footballer who exudes and combines leadership, compassion, heart and footballing skill to provide support to team mates and coaching staff on and off the ground.
Luke Hodge is the true AFL spiritual leader at Hawthorn football club, whereas Carlton FC don't have one at all. Judd is a purely paid player (albeit a very successful one).

Facebook Spiritual 

We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.
"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook

"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
Facebook Spiritual by Jahzon October 21, 2011

pseudo-spiritual 

someone who is into spiritual pursuits for purely fashionable or egotistical reasons
that guy is so pseudo-spiritual. he chases woman and brags that his monk says he will become fully enlightened in this lifetime. who would even brag about that?!

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled 

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival 

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'
"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival 

A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.
I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.