sock you 

You are going to get punch in the face (Philly origin)

If you touch me again imma sock you dickhead

sock you by Ye December 23, 2016

Sock Rule 

As the creator of the Sock Rule I am here to inform you the reader that when wearing socks you have immunity from homosexuality. Therefore you may do any ordinarily homo activity but it will cancel out because socks. However if you have one sock on you are only half homo. Watch what you say. Have a great day kings and queens, and always remember to wear your socks.

Sock Rule -To exclude yourself from any homosexual activities

"yo I'm finna suck that dick" "you gay" "nah I got socks on."

"You didn't say no homo" *shows socks* "ight you good"

Yo that guy over there is so fuckin hot I thought you were straight? I am but the SOCKS RULE saves me because it blocks anything homosexual

-Abaka

Sock Rule by Abakatowski August 3, 2020

Sock Neck 

A person with a strong martial arts background, who moves with such speed one never sees the kick that hits them, and ultimately knocks them out. All that is remembered is the faint feeling of the pant leg, gi, or if on the street, the sock hitting their neck.

Hence, a sock neck marital artist is a compliment of highest decree.

Mark is a sock neck marital artist. His kicks are so swift the sock abrasion is all that is remembered, if anything is remembered at all.

Sock Neck by DocMMA July 14, 2015

Sock it to me

Expression from the late 1960s until the early 1970s. Literally means "give it to me," but generally had a underlying sexual connotation. Could also mean just give me your best.

Goldie Hawn would say "Sock it to me, " on the TV show Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in, while wearing a flowered bikini. The Isely Brothers sang, "I can't tell you who to sock it to." A person could say, "I have an idea," and the response would be.."OK. Sock it to me."

Sock it to me by ambrozia June 30, 2009

sock stamp 

The imprint your socks leaves on your calves and ankles after wearing them all day.

"Man it's hot outside, but I can't wear shorts."
"Why not?"
"Cuz these damn tube socks gave me a sock stamp."

sock stamp by Kali B November 21, 2007

sock residue 

The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.

Oh my God, you've got frostbite!

Don't worry, it's just sock residue.

sock residue by knob jockey December 14, 2007

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

sock blocked by MylesMad May 8, 2015