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A lisa is a type of serpent that belongs to the meth monster species. Easily identifiable by their unusually large nose, that takes up 75% of their face, and from the pungent smell that emits from her crotch that she drags on the ground leaving a trail of slime. It's the smell of rotting fish and sewer. Her victims are married men. She captures them by spitting a hypnotic venom into their eyes. She then sucks their brains out making them her sexual slaves. A lisa cares about Noone and loves causing pain and heartbreak to families.
Justin: omg what is that smell, it's gonna

make me puke?
Teena: I think it's a lisa, where's my husband Manuel?
Justin: I think the lisa got him there's his hat in that trail of slime!
Teena:I told him to be careful
Lisa by Oiprocs72 October 21, 2022
A person who is outrageously beautiful. Almond colored skin and black curly hair. Her big gorgeous eyes open the window to her marvelous soul. The only way to truly understand how astonishingly wonderful this person is, is to meet them in person. Her friend Ninos, is one who admires her the most and knows first-hand how fabulously phenomenal Lisa is. In lay-man terms, Lisa could be described simply as the most amazing person who exists today
That person changed my life completely, for the better, that person is such a Lisa.
Lisa by OxfordProf May 15, 2014
Someone who replies in a few seconds, and doesn't give a shit about school.
I don't care about school
Wow, you're such a Lisa
Lisa by ファック November 5, 2018
lisa will for money
Lisa by pro1902 March 23, 2020
is lisa a bottom or a top
nah man shes a massive bottom
lisa by your local gay <3 June 1, 2020
And excuse for a fuck up
Friend 1: Dude you messed up
Friend 2: Bruh you just did a Lisa
Lisa by WeightLifterNotCool June 19, 2018