Skip to main content

hospitalist 

n.
1) Someone who didn't want to be a primary care doctor but found out a little too late they weren't cut out to specialize in anything, not even Family Medicine, and now complains to anyone naive enough to listen about every single patient admission like the world is ending.
2) Someone with such an inferiority complex, she or he feels the constant need to demonstrate his or her knowledge by reciting arcane questions at medical students and residents about things read on UpToDate that same morning just prior to the endless ritual known as rounds.
"So I called the hospitalist to admit my chest pain patient who required CPR and defibrillation in the field, but the hospitalist wants me to discharge her home now because her HEART score is only 3 and she has a pulse."
hospitalist by music2doc April 29, 2019
hospitalist mug front
Get the hospitalist mug.
See more merch

Southern hospitality 

Phrase used to describe someone’s genital region
She had a pretty face and a nice body, but her southern hospitality stank!
Southern hospitality by anonymous November 13, 2020
(pronounced hoe-spice) The girl who isn't quite a hoe. But she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.
I wouldn't call her a hoe, but she's definitely hospice.
Hospice by sammybethanyabbie December 16, 2011

toledo hospital 

A large object that will absorb any cost. Usually the dumber the project the more important it is. No bad idea cannot be tried twice.
The Toledo Hospital just spent a million dollars on out of date equipment.
toledo hospital by Dutch27 July 29, 2008

Southern Hospitality 

When girls basically get every privilege over guys.
Guy: Man I'm so hungry I can't wait to get something to eat!!
Group of Girls: No we go first, it's southern hospitality

(After a long day of traveling)
Guy: I'm so exhausted I can't wait to go to bed.
Group of Girls: Wait!! You have to take everything back and put our shit in our rooms. It's southern hospitality, you have no choice.
Southern Hospitality by thatguy2972 November 15, 2011

southern hospitality 

When staying at some one's house you screw their wife/sister/daughter etc.
Man the woman at Ted's house sure now how to show a guy some southern hospitality.
southern hospitality by Stauder April 19, 2009

gas to the hospital 

A phrase referring to the very last hit a druggy vows to take. This is obviously menat as a darker joke about quitting.
It's just gas to the hospital.
gas to the hospital by Sixtem February 5, 2005