chest erection 

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing

"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."

chest erection by bigboi68 November 4, 2017

One erection 

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

One erection by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022

Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold

Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!

Einstein's erection by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015

North Korean Election 

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

North Korean Election by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

election 

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

election by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005

Erection Day 

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect

(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"

Erection Day by gnarlo January 31, 2008

affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.

I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.

affection erection by hsbones November 3, 2011