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crispy coyote cooter crackers 

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter
-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

The Coyote Sandbag 

When a guy tea-bags a girl and she bites his nuts to make him howl.
Man, I need an ice pack. This bitch just gave me The Coyote Sandbag!

reverse coyote 

An auto-sexual position where the individual excretes excrement into their own mouth.
He's so flexible he could do the reverse coyote.
reverse coyote by lmaosama September 20, 2014

spraying the coyote piss 

1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.

2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.

Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.
"C'mon bro, you're really spraying the coyote piss; all the chicks are over there."
spraying the coyote piss by beeflat February 10, 2010

double coyote ugly 

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!
Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!
double coyote ugly by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007

plaid coyote 

to cut a hole in a girls leggings, fuck her with the leggings on through the hole. then never call that bitch again
roronoa plaid coyote'd tania
plaid coyote by Roronoa Zoro February 25, 2010