Barnegat 

Barnegat is a small, but ever-growing town, in New Jersey. If you've actually heard of us, it's because you've actually been here or heard about our lighthouse. The school system sucks. It's composed of a fucked up administration who treats - even the highschoolers - like 2-year-olds. Hell, if you're not careful you'll get a poolstick shoved up your ass. Chances are someone on your block owns a boat, and displays it proudly in their front yard or in the street. They keep cutting down our fucking woods, so pretty soon we'll have nothing here to do ... oh wait, we already have NOTHING to do. We also have more mosquitos and annoying bugs here than any where else on the fucking planet.

Major Attractions Include:

Pissing on Middle School or High School
Overpolluted woods
Wandering aimlessly
Smoking in front of the Hobby Shop
Oh, and we have a small ass bay with a dock nearby, which sucks.

Person One: What do you wanna do?
Person Two: I don't know...
Person One: There's never anything to fucking do!
Person Two: Welcome to fucking Barnegat!

Barnegat by AndrewM16921 June 10, 2007

Barney 

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

Barney by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

baconeggandcheese with no bev by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022

camp barney medintz 

Jewish sleep away camp were everyone goes there to hook up and the counselors smoke weed 24/7

Camp Barney Medintz is the best place to get OTPHJs

camp barney medintz by Mike Smuckers69 June 25, 2018

Barnet fair 

Hair.
(Cockney rhyming slang).

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!

Barnet fair by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

barney's boobs 

Barney's boobs are very sexual bouncy objects on Barney

Hey Barney's boobs are so big I could slide on them!

barney's boobs by Chick_reposession December 8, 2013

barnes 

Derives from the scandanavian and the viking origin surname of beorn and bjorn or bjarni Meaning bear and related to the norse legend "The Saga of Hrolf Kraki". They have warrior listic attitudes or other wise known to run a muck or go beserk if pressured. Barnes also has another meaning of bairn which means they have child like behaviour or was used to describe a young man who was in line for knighthood and who was expected to prove his suitability for that distinction.
Barnes and the Armstrong surname may share the same lineage.

Barnes is berrin up stand back.
He towered over me when I thought he was volatile like a barnes.
Dont fuck with tha barnes he'll get even.
slaying a dragon is a job for barnes
prevail will happen if a barnes is knighted

barnes by vikbjorn May 25, 2008