working on a package

Getting drunk.

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.

working on a package by Beatrix_hanzo March 30, 2016

Workout dick 

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

Workout dick by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

funk-workout 

to have sweet sweaty sex

becca brown likes to film people doing funk-workouts!

funk-workout by Conor Frederick March 10, 2009

california workout 

when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.

hey im pretty tired but im gunna go do a california workout

california workout by cali_kid123 April 22, 2009

push worker 

someone who sells illegal drugs

person: what do you do for a living.
person a: im a push worker for snow bricks.

push worker by el trap August 8, 2017

Office Worker

50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words

guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..

Office Worker by poop de scoop June 15, 2018

pinch pot mud works 

To be most specific, Pinch Pot Mud Works refers to performing analingus upon a female, whilst diddling and otherwise digitally manipulating the female's clitoris. Fingering can also be performed, as I'm sure the ladies would most pleasantly endure.

I always do a little of the Pinch Pot Mud Works on Kathy right before I plow her brown eye.

pinch pot mud works by Dick Spinachin December 3, 2007