grape cow 

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

grape cow by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

high cow 

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event

high cow by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017

Bae-Cow 

1) A Bae-Cow is a very big honor to call your girlfriend. By calling her "Bae-Cow" , making cow jokes about her and saying the word/sound "moo" very loudly in any word you say you are actually showing your affection in the greatest way possible.

2) Type of Onion

Boyfriend: "I think it's time to milk my Bae-Cow."
Girlfriend: "Moooo"

Bae-Cow by AnyasPrettyFuckingCute March 29, 2018

ditch cow 

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

ditch cow by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Scary cow guy 

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

Scary cow guy by srygrndma December 1, 2018

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

country cow by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

christmas cow 

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass

You are a Christmas cow

christmas cow by Gd9870 December 11, 2018