Jim Jordan 

verb; to Jim Jordan someone

Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.

It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.

Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.

Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.

Jim Jordan by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022

Michael Jordan 

God in a pair of Nikes

Michael Jordan by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

sam jordan 

A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls

guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.

sam jordan by BB_JinkyWits November 25, 2019

jasper jordan 

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.

A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!

jasper jordan by okjaa September 26, 2018

im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.

jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.

im the Michael Jordan of by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011

Michael Jordan 

the greatest basketball player ever.

Michael Jordan by wizzle August 24, 2003

Michael Jordan Marathon 

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

Michael Jordan Marathon by Malibu8 March 1, 2010