Asian maori 

A weird asian dat shaves his eyebrows real ppor lyks 2 eat ducks, finks hes maori spends 2 hours 2 get it through pplz heads that he is somehow maori in his family tree GUMUNGA legs hates ppl kalled lisas, big penis pump

STOP STEALING MY FOOD U STOOPID ASIAN MAORI
YEa but ur not actuali maori u dum asian only by marriage u took 2 hours to cum 2 it!

Asian maori by Noitall February 25, 2005

Asian Gunslinger 

An Asian midget that open fires on anyone with blonde or red hair. Usually an accurate shot, but his thin eyes limit his vision....

American - Oh shit John, we have an Asian Gunslinger to our left...

Asian Gunslinger - You dead american....

Asian Gunslinger by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011

Asian 

Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive

"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"

Asian by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013

Asian Pancake 

The act of having two asian grils liedown on eachother and placeing a mans penis betwean the two girls vaginas and fucking them.

On my trip to Japan I met tow girls at a bar and we had an "Asian Pancake". Asian

Asian Pancake by Hazmat Guy7 October 1, 2010

asian 

a smart person who is good at everything and if they get a b on maths their parents whip them with a belt. You have never seen and dumb asian, trust me, and all asians are successful

person 1: wow congrats u got 99% of your test congrats!!!
asian: wtf i failed my parents are going to kill me! I FAILED MY MATHS TEST
person 1: wtf is wrong with you

asian by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019

Jelly Belly Asian 

A rare form of Asian, which has a very fat and wobbly belly. Often found floating in the sea, occasionally mistaken as a boyd.

Person 1: Oh i see a boyd..

Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!

Jelly Belly Asian by getcapewearcapefly August 1, 2010

Mr. You wish you were asian 

A man who has sooo much swag he wishes he was asian. These people are deliquent to belive they are in anyway deservent of being asociated with asians.

Mr. You wish you were asian: '' LOOK AT ME I GOT MA SCRUFFS ON AND I RIDE A MOTOR BIKE M8''
cwel kids of beverley: what the fack? That twat is such Mr. You wish you were asian -_-

Mr. You wish you were asian by cwel xxx July 7, 2011