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A shlong is a basically a really large dick
Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?
Shlong by belalalabo August 15, 2025

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

shlong bot 

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.
"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'
shlong bot by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Shlong Sisters 

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).
Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!

shlong master 3000 

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.
Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009