Krunk Fungler 

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course

Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.

Krunk Fungler by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

Krunk monster

Imagine a scent so overpowering, so acrid, it feels like a physical assault. A stench that clings to the back of your throat, making you gag and your eyes water. This isn't just an unpleasant odor; it's a suffocating cloud of decay and neglect, a biohazard emanating from someone, hinting at something deeply wrong, something that could spread and contaminate. It's a smell that could kill... your appetite, your mood, and maybe even your faith in humanity. But as a person

Imagine you are walking in the hall and a person walks by you smelling like a rotting corpse your eyes start to water and you say to yourself fuckass krunk monster

Krunk monster by Carson &jack April 17, 2026

Wally Krunk

The hood or street name for the recently deceased Walter Cronkite.

Gang Member #1: Yo, what up nigga? Did you hear Wally Krunk got shot? Nigga went crazy.
White Guy #1: He didn't get shot.
Gang Member #1: I'm going to kill you.
White Guy #2: Who the hell is Wally Krunk?

Wally Krunk by Wally Krunk from the grave July 19, 2009

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

uncle krunk

Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.

Yep that’s Uncle Krunk at yet another Acadiana High football game.

uncle krunk by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019

Atit's Krunk Juice 

special blend of mango juice from the most delicate trees of Gujurat and a secret type of alcohol.

Man, Atit's krunk juice fucked me up last night.

Atit's Krunk Juice by A to the T December 11, 2007

Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff

I was crying krunk when I said I had a royal flush.

Crying Krunk by GodsAngel91490 March 3, 2009