Testacular 

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels

"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"

Testacular by sedgea March 3, 2022

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination 

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination by megamogomir October 17, 2010

Testicular Elephantiasis 

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.

Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?

Testicular Elephantiasis by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011

testiculos 

the father of spartans.. meaning they have big bawlzzzz

the father of testiculos will punish you with his bawlzz... beware...his wrath

testiculos by tere April 7, 2007

testicular malice 

The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.

That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.

testicular malice by The master of testicular malice May 4, 2006

testicular mo fo

a mother f*&king testical

jay: I smashed your C.D. collection by mistake.
dan: you big testicular mo fo !!

testicular mo fo by Robbg September 14, 2008

testicular atrophy

When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.

Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.

testicular atrophy by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008