Trot Nixon 

Nixon is a former MLB outfielder. He is a 0 Time All Star and a horse's ass. Known as a whiney brat.

"See Trot Nixon play last night?"
"Who?"
"Trot Nixon."
"Doesn't ring a bell."

Trot Nixon by nightmarehunter July 8, 2009

The Nixon 

AKA Motor boating.

When one classy individual places his face in between the breasts of a female or man boobs of a...man and proceeds to a violent shaking of his face which is typically accompanied by a sound reminiscent to the cheek jiggling stuttering of Richard Nixon.

He gave her The Nixon.

The Nixon by R. Milhouse N. July 9, 2010

pull a nixon

to resign immediately after a large scandal comes to light

One: So, elliot spitzer hired whores?
Two: Yeah, then 2 days later he pulled a nixon and left the state.
One: Pussy

(Pull a nixon)

pull a nixon by Justin Gerard May 26, 2008

Zombie Nixon

One of the all-time WoT greats. Funniest guy ever.

"I'm funny."--Zombie Nixon

>_>

Zombie Nixon by That great dude November 30, 2004

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

shed your morning tear for Nixon by DebWeb January 22, 2006

A Nixon 

Watch; A brand of watches made popular by zil ppork. If in a bright color, used as a statement piece and to get a watch tan.

zil:"Working hard with my nixon... to get a WATCH TANNNNNN"
zil:"Is that a nixon I see?!"

A Nixon by DELBMC September 10, 2011

Stevie Nixon 

Blowing cocaine lines up the anus.

My sinus passage is fucked. I may need to Stevie Nixon this

Stevie Nixon by Tomatoeyes November 11, 2016