jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.

Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"

jobbyknickers by clownlager March 2, 2010

jebby 

A tribute to 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush, who was referred to on multiple occasions by Donald Trump as "low energy". This term is used to describe a physical state of sluggishness, fatigue and/or tiredness.

*Yawns*
"Man I'm so tired this morning, I didn't sleep well last night"

"You're feeling real jebby, eh?"
_______________

"Dude, that was an unreal buffet from the Mandarin, but I'm feeling a bit jebby right now"
_______________

"Yo Cuz! What did you get up to last night? You're looking a little jebby today"

jebby by JebfromOttawa June 20, 2019

Jobbie Nooner 

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

Jobbie Nooner by steveweree June 28, 2010

jobbythehong 

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

jobbythehong by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

jobey 

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

jobey by sandikun December 4, 2019

Jibby 

Adverb used to describe extreme abundance or to a high degree. Used in situations to emphasize the significance of the verb it describes.

When the little chubby kids saw the Ice cream truck pull onto the block they ran jibby quick to catch it.

Jibby by Tresor November 16, 2022

jobbytan 

Noun/Adjective: Jobby, Scots English, meaning fecies or shite. Tan, referring to the pigmentation process of turning skin (in this case anything) from white to brown. Jobbytan usually refers to the state of ones underpants or as an insult and can commonly be used in friendly conversation.

"Nice jobbytan you've got there."-Insult
"Hey jobbytan, Hows it going?"-Friendly/Jovial
"He's a jobbytan."-Insult

jobbytan by FreeStyler177 April 2, 2006