alice cooper concert

when u pull down your pants so ur boxers are showing and u put strobe lights in your boxers next to your penis on both sides and pull your penis out of the hole in the front of your boxers and sing alice cooper

cassi will you come over and attend an alice cooper concert

alice cooper concert by will g April 29, 2005

conceited

When someone thinks of practically nothing but themselves

a.k.a. complete ass-holes that would make-out themselves if possible........

A.K.A. my ex-girlfriend Leandria.......(she's hot though, so yea)

Akil: Wat da fuck Mariah! Your so fucking conceited!!
Goddamn!

Leandria:Hey, just cause i call my own name when i cum doesn't make me conceited

conceited by Just Don't Give A Fuck[InSaNE] August 22, 2009

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) 

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter) by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

conceited

When you really love yourself and its like execessive self-esteem

Bitch, I aint conceited im just awesome

conceited by FlyAway July 21, 2011

Concert 

1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.

1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.

Concert by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011

concertmaster 

Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress

The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.

concertmaster by alexisnot January 6, 2008

Post The Wanted Concert Depression 

Sadness felt by a TWFanmily member days, weeks, months, or years after being at a The Wanted concert. The Wanted have such amazing concerts that after you have experienced it, like a drug, you need more of it. Signs of this usually include, excessive fangirling, sadness, and excessive watching of videos featuring The Wanted on YouTube.

Katina: "Hey Isabel and Sarah, why are you guys so down?"
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.

Post The Wanted Concert Depression by Katina Sykes October 7, 2012