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biscuit-hoffer 

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry
Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.
biscuit-hoffer by annanugg September 14, 2010

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)
Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".
Biscuit Duster by SassyJax01 November 3, 2011

Biscuit Theory 

The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
Biscuit Theory by candiedbones September 7, 2017

Biscuit boy 

A person who likes to eat a lot mostly biscuits is fat and is gay or homophobic!
Biscuit boy by JØHNNNYY October 7, 2019

Biscuit Moment 

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.
Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.
Biscuit Moment by Gippon January 1, 2008

biscuit bottom

The opposite of muffin top. Someone whose butt cheeks hang belong the bottom of their shorts.
"The biscuit bottom on that chick made me lose my appetite!"
biscuit bottom by ergirl August 30, 2011