You Are What You Eat
A comeback for fat people.
You Are What You Eat by DDSavage April 2, 2016
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don't shit where you eat
This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
don't shit where you eat by whodey June 16, 2004
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you eat • You eat all my beans nigga • You eat babies! • You eat the corn and the cob • you are what you eat • either you eat bacon, or you are wrong • did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer • Did you eat yet? • sometimes you eat the bear • you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit
You Are What You Eat
You Are What You Eat by DDSavage September 2, 2015
I'll make you eat those words
Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.
Mage: I'll make you eat those words.
Mage: I'll make you eat those words.
I'll make you eat those words by Light Joker March 16, 2004
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false
father: son, your bloody report card is here.
son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2015
sometimes you eat the bear
Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
sometimes you eat the bear by Fearman April 1, 2008
Don't shit where you eat
This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.
Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."
LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
Don't shit where you eat by Tom Cerveaux February 8, 2010