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Yard Soda 

The generic soda others bring to your party that are so bad you don't even want to bring them in the house after the party is over. So you leave them in the cooler out in the yard until the neighbor kids drink them.
What should we do with all this crappy generic soda left from the party? Leave it in the cooler and tell the neighborhood kids there is free yard soda this week.
Yard Soda by Bobnoxious69 June 16, 2009
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yard sale 

The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).
The U-Haul trailer fishtailed into the oncoming semi, then the median strip was a yard sale.
yard sale by braver October 8, 2003

Jail Yard Shit

Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.
(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)

Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
Jail Yard Shit by daniil450 June 14, 2016

yard sale 

a bad wipe-out on the ski slopes, your shit's all over the place: one ski over here, a pole over there, hat somewhere else
sorry I took so long getting down, had a yard sale on that second jump
yard sale by Luber August 29, 2003

yard snicker 

dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling
I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
yard snicker by cornfritter December 3, 2010

Yard salad

Various grass, weeds, and plants that dogs or pets eat when you let them out in your yard.
Snowball threw up her yard salad on the new rug.
Yard salad by amandagold May 27, 2015

1 yard stare 

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.
Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.
1 yard stare by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011
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